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You know you’re a parent when you walk around Saturday morning humming the theme song to Dora the Explorer…and your kids haven’t even watched anything today yet! 🤣🤣🤣

Little kids playing outside be like:

“Oww, I hurt my back! I don’t want to play anymore!”

2 seconds later:

“OK, I’m going to go play now!” …runs off…

😂😂😂 #parenting